“Transfurcated”

The Giant Spike Machine has finally found its purpose.

Three separate attempts were made to free the defeated but still functional robot from the wall with no luck. It is now a permanent feature of the building. The owner of the apartment whose window was broken was allowed to remove the leg, however, provided they do it a quickly as possible.

“Hey buddy, why so glum? You look like you could use a hug!”
The other robot says nothing.
“Oh come on, everyone likes hugs!”
It opens its arms wide. The other robot looks over and smiles
“There we go, I knew you couldn’t resist.”